FuckkTheRest

itsawond3rful-life:

sincerely-harry:

my baby brother was really upset so

he was crying

until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop

Best post on tumblr omg

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

bearslime:

bearslime:

bearslime:

i wonder how many grapes i can eat before i throw up

it takes exactly 127 grapes to make me throw up 

never eat 127 grapes

ultimate sign of trust is me handing you my laptop or phone without hesitation

lesbighost:

I applaud people who get up and get dressed because I stay in my pajamas all day unless I’m going out

condorn:

*returns your virginity*

latulas:

U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive

hadestowns:

my life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes